Name your dog Spot and his residence “The Scotland Yard” on your tax forms.
Wear yellow, on regular occasions.
Walk and talk like you have more time than everyone else.
Let the world revolve around you, naturally.
Exhibit benevolence, in every sense of the word.
Explain to people, thoroughly, why you feel self-righteous.
Invite people to your backyard barbeque.
Have a sleepover, and don’t talk a lot. Assume a lot and hope people will assume too.
Be vague, and welcoming.
Expect friendliness as you try to be friendly too.
Make the world less complicated.